tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54701617007717341382012-02-16T06:01:26.700-08:00A satirical analysis of the current state of the world.Carmenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01922527148282105430noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470161700771734138.post-13744247784361800492008-05-02T19:31:00.001-07:002008-05-02T19:31:27.701-07:00

INDIANA - With the primary elections in North Carolina and Indiana only a few days away, US Democratic Party nominations candidates are pulling out all the stops to ensure victory.  Hillary Clinton, the wife of former US President Bill Clinton, has focused her campaign on the key issues that voters are told are important. In an effort to appease widespread concern for struggling oil companies

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(Kentucky) Agricultural psychologists at the Institute for Greener Pastures announced today a cure for mowing. Their spokesperson Dr Eliza Ferty identified the problem; "Grass has been growing for centuries  and we are fighting a constant battle to keep our lawns tidy". Numerous solutions that have been tried to date, including chemical sprays and mechanical cutting contraptions,

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A spin-off group of the Mozilla Firefox team has developed a new browser aimed at reducing unnecessary browsing of web sites on the Internet. Aimed initially at online news sites, the new "FireFacts" browser compares the hosted content with reality. Former Netscape programmer Simon Jennings, who has contributed key routines to the Mozilla Firefox browser explained. "We realized that a

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Following their success in the consumer appliance market, Apple have joined forces with Japanese auto manufacturer Toyota to create a designer vehicle for the 21st century. In an effort to improve the driving interface, the traditional steering wheel has been replaced with a circular touch pad for single finger driving convenience. The dashboard consists of an innovative central display, also

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(Washington DC) In an effort to counter the escalating costs associated with holding a national election, lawmakers in Washington approved a bill to outsource the process to China. Senator Bob Biverbrook (TX), a senior member of the Electoral Finance Committee, described how they arrived at their decision. "We looked to industry to identify key measures that have been taken to improve

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(Santa Clara, CA) Semiconductor giant Intel is to commence its "All the Time in the World" road show tour this week with a spectacular launch. In an effort to raise programmer awareness, Intel have taken the lead in the campaign for sloppier code. As consumers buy faster and faster computers, it has become necessary to write slower applications to encourage continual upgrading. "

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Contrary to popular belief, evidence is emerging that the consumption of alcohol increases the brain's capacity for intellectual processing. As we drink, we become better able to communicate. When sober, our brain is saturated with Inhibitrons, a type of protein molecule that makes us feel insecure. Alcohol dissolves the Inhibitrons which are then absorbed into the bloodstream and

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Researchers at the Monterrey Bay acquarium have discovered a new breed of goldfish that appears to have properties similar to those mythically attributed to the Babel Fish. A 'Goldfishius Babilus' as it has been named, possesses a unique ability to translate voice signals from any language. Early experiments in interpreting meow sounds from domestic cats have produced phrases such as "I'm

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In 1962, Daniel Wolfson, a physics professor at King George's College, Cambridge published a paper on the risks of running out of electricity due to private and industrial consumption. His theory states that there are a finite number of electrons on earth and these are being consumed at an increasing rate. They are burned away in light bulbs, motors and all manner of appliances and machinery.

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(New York) Ford, General Motors and Toyota are among the auto manufacturers who recently buckled under the pressure of the green movement and have promised to replace all cars with bicycles within 5 years.“We believe in preserving the environment for posterity and are leading the global fight against warming” said Heather Baum, spokesperson for the Association of Important Carmakers.Speaking at a

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(Washington) The latest Gallop poll shows Hillary taking a substantial lead over Obama in the campaign for the 2008 Democratic Party nomination.Dick Chung, one of Gallop’s brightest Senior Operational Analysts explained “To save costs, we only interviewed three people. In this case, two of them preferred Hillary”.When asked about the validity of the poll results he responded, “We realize that the

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(Oxford) A recent study carried out by English scholars at Oxford University in Oxford, England has concluded that ‘proper’ English is now a minority language and recommend it be taught alongside French, German and Spanish as a foreign language.Researchers analyzed the content of over 12,000,000 internet forum postings from traditionally English speaking countries and found that after proper

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(London) Nadir Meshti, 47, a photocopier ink saleswoman from Battersea, London, England awoke two weeks ago to the sound of the doorbell. The early post included a registered letter congratulating her for winning the 2008 Turner Prize.The prize, organized by the Tate Gallery, is Britain’s top visual art award given annually to an artist chosen by a panel of pompous art connoisseur judges,

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April 5th 2008 (Arctic Circle) Scientists and Environmental Engineers throughout the world are celebrating the discovery of a previously untapped yet limitless energy source. “We have long speculated about the potential of harnessing this resource, but it took recent political issues to highlight the massive opportunity we are missing out on” said Dr Patrick McDougal of the

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April 4th 2008(Washington DC) Private security firm 'Blackwater Inc' has been given the go ahead to remain in Iraq for “at least another 100 years”.Blackwater rose to infamy by employing mercenary ex-US army soldiers who want to be in Iraq so they can shoot for real but prefer to be paid better, be better armed, have bullet proof armor that works and not have to deal with the consequences if they

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1) TYPE IN CAPS. PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND CAN'T READ LOWER CASE LETTERS. ALSO, SHOUTING MAKES SURE THEIR FEEBLE BRAINS GET YOUR POINT. PEOPLE APPRECIATE YOUR POINT MUCH BETTER IF YOU YELL AT THEM. 2) Tipe whith bad speling and gramar even which isnt hi skool levil good enuf. Thei are STUPID so yu shuld be aswel also to. Of corse, if yu is alredy ileteret then it wil been ezier. If yu hav

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